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The nation watched in a mix of disbelief and fear as President “Hammer” T*** was sworn in. T***, a man in his seventies, had run on a platform of tough talk, but few expected just how aggressive he would be once in office. From the first days of his presidency, his actions sent shockwaves across the world.
Within the first week, he’d demanded that Canada “stop stealing our clouds” and ordered the military to begin monitoring the northern border “to keep our skies safe.” When asked to clarify, T*** grew visibly agitated, snarling into the microphone that “cloud theft is real, and anyone who doesn’t see it is a fool.” The White House Press Secretary scrambled to explain the statement, but the damage was done; foreign leaders were already questioning the stability of America’s new leadership.
By month two, he’d launched what he called “Operation Make Noise,” instructing that every radio and TV station play American patriotic music from sunrise to sunset. When a journalist questioned the operation’s purpose, T*** roared, “If they don’t want to hear our songs, they can move out!” He called for immediate penalties against any station that didn’t comply, and for a week, the airwaves were filled with endless marches and anthems. The people protested, stations went dark, but T*** remained oblivious to the outcry, convinced this was the “unifying force America needed.”
In international circles, the president’s angry rants soon became infamous. He berated the British Prime Minister over tea tariffs in a televised meeting, shaking his fists and demanding the price of “real American coffee” be cut in half in every country “that valued freedom.” At one point, he declared that “oceans are outdated” and demanded a commission to investigate ways to “fill up” the Atlantic to facilitate faster shipping. His staff watched with alarm as T***’s temper flared at minor inconveniences, his policies becoming more absurd and impulsive.
By month four, after he publicly challenged Greenland to a “fistfight over sovereignty” and reportedly threw a stack of classified papers at his own security advisors, the Cabinet reached a somber conclusion. They invoked the 25th Amendment, citing his unmanageable anger and evident cognitive decline.
The evening of his removal, a discreet team of doctors escorted him to a carefully prepared care facility. The press was told he was undergoing “an extended health recovery.” T***, however, was far from subdued, railing against “traitors” and insisting he was the rightful leader. He spent his days berating the staff, convinced they were foreign spies, and demanding updates on his “war on weather.”
The nation sighed with relief as calmer heads took the reins, though T***’s outbursts would remain in the public’s memory for years, a reminder of the thin line between strength and unhinged fervor. As the story faded into political lore, “Hammer T***” became a cautionary tale—an unforgettable chapter in the annals of presidential history.
I only wish. But vance won’t be much better.
Commentaire par Ander — 8 novembre 2024 @ 23:58