“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.” – George Bernard Shaw
Source: Whisk.
The Oval Room had witnessed scandals before, but never Alice and the White Rabbit waltzing elegantly across its floor as though time itself were drunk.
While they danced, the Queen of the Night stormed in, her cloak churning like a furious nebula.
“WHERE IS THAT TREACHEROUS PRESIDENT?” she roared. “He has forsaken Ukraine for the Russians—just to line his own pockets!”
The President, hearing this, dropped instantly to the floor and scuttled under his desk, where his wig abandoned ship and rolled away like a guilty ferret.
The Queen seized the wig, shaking it as if it could confess.
Alice twirled past and said, “Oh dear, he’s hiding again.”
The White Rabbit added, “He does that whenever morals are mentioned.”
The President peeked out, trembling.
The Queen’s eyes blazed like eclipsed suns.
“You will crawl out,” she hissed, “and answer for your cowardice.”
He squeaked something unintelligible.
Alice and the Rabbit resumed their graceful dance.
And the Oval Room quietly decided it would never tell anyone what happened that night.
– ChatGPT
