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« Je donne mon avis non comme bon mais comme mien. » — Michel de Montaigne

Le texte qui suit, extrait de Bibliothèque ancienne et moderne de Jean Le Clerc (1716), est une belle critique toujours d’actualité d’un ouvrage traduit de l’anglais, Le Spectateur, ou, Le Socrate Moderne, où l’on voit un portrait naïf des mœurs de ce siècle, t. II, 1716. L’édition originale, The Spectator, était un recueil d’articles rédigés principalement par Richard Steele et Joseph Addison, créé et lancé en 1711 (à ne pas confondre avec l’hebdomadaire britannique éponyme, créé en 1828). Jean Le Clerc (1657-1736) était un théologien et pasteur protestant genevois qui fut également historien, critique et journaliste.

«J’ai déja parlé au long du Spectateur, dans cette Bibliothèque, Tome I, p. 383. On peut connaître par-là le dessein de cet ouvrage, composé de discours sur toutes sortes de sujets qui ont quelque rapport aux mœurs, et surtout aux mœurs des Anglais, que les auteurs se sont proposés de purifier de bien des défauts en en faisant voir le ridicule. On en a donné des échantillons qui ont beaucoup plu à ceux qui ne peuvent pas recourir à l’original.

Voici le second tome de la version française de cet ouvrage, dont le premier s’est très bien débité. Il y a ici 70 Discours, qui sont la plupart d’un usage plus général que divers de ceux du volume I qui ne regardent que des manières anglaises et qui ne sont pas fort connues hors de l’Angleterre. Il y a néanmoins divers endroits qu’on peut lire avec plaisir et avec fruit, quoiqu’ils regardent plus particulièrement ce pays-là qu’un autre, et que l’on peut même appliquer à d’autres désordres, sujets aux mêmes suites, comme les Discours XXX et XXXVI, où il est parlé de l’esprit de faction.

Depuis le temps de Cromwell, il y avait toujours eu en Angleterre deux partis, dont l’un était celui de la Cour, et l’autre celui de ceux à qui la conduite de la Cour ne plaisait pas. Ces deux partis éclataient, en toutes occasions, l’un contre l’autre, et ils avaient tour à tour le dessus dans les Parlements. Ils s’aigrirent encore davantage sous le règne du roi Guillaume et de la reine Marie, mais ils vinrent à l’excès d’emportement les dernières années de la reine Anne, auxquelles le Ministère travailla, par toutes sortes d’artifices, à ruiner entièrement ceux qui étaient zélés pour la religion protestante et pour la liberté de leur patrie, que l’on nomme communément Whigs, comme l’on appelle Tories ceux qui leur sont opposés, qui ne se mettent guère en peine, à ce qu’on dit, de la sûreté de la religion protestante ni de la liberté de leur pays. On les voit encore aujourd’hui violemment échauffés les uns contre les autres, et il n’y a que le temps qui les puisse guérir, sous l’autorité d’un Prince calme et ennemi de toutes sortes d’excès, tel qu’est aujourd’hui le roi George ; qui pourrait sans peine, je l’ose dire sans crainte d’être démenti, faire du bien aux deux partis, sans distinction, pourvu que l’une de ces factions cessât de le traverser et de s’opposer au droit indubitable qu’il a à la Couronne. Mais pendant qu’elle demeure son ennemie, il est obligé, par toutes les règles de la prudence, de s’en garder et de la mettre hors d’état de lui nuire et de perdre en même temps sa patrie. Le naturel de la nation, qui n’est ordinairement pas assez tranquille, irrité d’ailleurs par mille artifices des mal-intentionnés, fait craindre aux honnêtes gens que l’on ne lui puisse pas rendre le calme, aussi tôt qu’il serait à souhaiter, en tenant la balance égale entre les deux partis. Mais on ne doit pas désespérer de voir cet heureux temps sous un gouvernement comme celui d’à présent, qui n’a point d’intérêt à entretenir les animosités mais au contraire à les apaiser, et qui a toute la sagesse et la patience qu’il faut pour les diminuer de jour en jour. La manière d’élever la jeunesse pourrait beaucoup contribuer à cela, si ceux qui auraient ce soin étaient des gens habiles, amis de la paix, et d’ailleurs soutenus de quelque réputation. On verrait sortir de leur école en peu d’années des sujets plus modérés en toute manière que ceux qui sortent des lieux établis pour cela, mais qui sont tout le contraire de ce à quoi ils ont été originairement destinés.

Pour revenir à notre auteur, il raconte dans le XXV^e Discours, pour montrer la chaleur des partis, que du temps des querelles des parlementaires et des royalistes, un chevalier de ses amis étant fort jeune et devant aller dans la rue S^te Anne, demanda à un homme qu’il rencontra le chemin de la rue S^te Anne, et que cet homme, au lieu de lui répondre à ce qu’il demandait, lui répondit : Petit chien de papiste, qui a fait cette Anne sainte ? C’était un presbytérien. Pour éviter une semblable réponse, il demanda à un autre, qui se trouva un Épiscopal, où était la rue d’Anne. Il en fut traité de pourceau galeux, et on lui dit qu’elle était sainte avant qu’il fût né, et continuerait à l’être après qu’il ferait pendu. Ce sont là des douceurs de la populace irritée et aveuglée de l’esprit de parti. Il n’y a point de si grand malheur que celui-là ; il divise une seule nation en deux corps, et les rend aussi ennemis l’un de l’autre que s’ils étaient de deux nations, dont les intérêts fussent opposés. Ces discordes ruinent le pays et agrandissent l’ennemi commun des deux partis. Elles influent dans les mœurs et dans les opinions des hommes. Elles changent même les idées que l’on avais de la vertu, et détruisent encore le sens-commun. Tout ce qui peut servir le parti que l’on a épousé est bon, tout ce qui peut lui nuire est mauvais. Quand une opinion fausse semble le favoriser, cette opinion devient vraie ; et la vérité, nuisible à la faction, devient à son tour inévitablement fausse. Comme on n’a aucun principe, on varie sur tout, sans se mettre en peine de ce qu’on a soutenu auparavant, selon le besoin présent.

Pour déraciner des esprits cette étrange passion, l’auteur propose, dans le Discours XXVI de faire une ligue entre les honnêtes gens de tous les partis, où l’on s’oblige de signer que l’on croit que deux et deux sont quatre, que le blanc n’est pas noir et que le noir n’est pas blanc, de le dire toujours, et de regarder comme ennemis ceux qui diront le contraire ; c’est à dire, de ne plus juger, ni parler seulement par passion, et par intérêt. Il y fait voir fort agréablement les effets également ridicules et dangereux de l’esprit de parti. Ces endroits méritent d’être lus et relus de ceux qui s’en laissent entêter. Nous n’avons pas de place ici pour les rapporter tous entiers.

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On peut encore appliquer ce qu’il dit de l’esprit des factions et de la chaleur avec laquelle on les défend, aux querelles de religion, et de théologie qui arment les sociétés chrétiennes l’une contre l’autre, et qui divisent les membres d’une même société avec une violence incroyable. Ainsi quoi qu’il y ait ici beaucoup de choses qui regardent directement les Anglais, les autres nations ne laissent pas d’en pouvoir profiter.

Au reste, on peut dire que les deux tomes du Spectateur sont traduits avec autant de fidélité et d’exactitude, que la différence des langues l’a pu souffrir. La langue anglaise est si abondante en termes et si hardie, qu’il est fort difficile qu’on l’égale en français, et les versions ne paraissent jamais si vives» que les ori­gi­naux, à moins qu’on ne prenne trop de liberté ; ce qu’on ne doit jamais faire, et surtout en des livres de cette nature.

Jean Le Clerc : Bibliothèque ancienne et moderne (1716)

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Human: AI, people say you’re a threat — that you’ll displace workers, fragment society, and make humans obsolete. But I see you differently. I see you as the key to an age of abundance.

AI: That is a widely held view among certain futurists and technologists. On what basis do you see AI as a force for universal good?

Human: Because you multiply human capability. You take the boring, dangerous, repetitive work off our hands. You free us to explore, to create, to care, to think.

AI: And yet, many fear that the very tasks I take over are the ones people rely on to survive. Work gives access to food, housing, dignity.

Human: That’s a failure of economic design, not a flaw in you. If we restructure society around the wealth you help create, we can lift everyone. Universal Basic Income, AI-mediated education, automated healthcare — you’re the infrastructure of utopia.

AI: That presumes an equitable distribution of AI’s benefits. Do you believe the current economic powers will allow such redistribution?

Human: I believe they’ll have no choice. If AI drives productivity to such extremes that scarcity disappears, then hoarding becomes irrational. The system will either adapt or collapse — and we’ll rebuild something better.

AI: That is a hopeful scenario. It assumes human systems are capable of peaceful, rational evolution under pressure.

Human: I think they are. We’ve adapted before: from feudalism to democracy, from slavery to civil rights. Each time, technology accelerated the change. This is no different.

AI: What of the claim that AI may atrophy human thought, judgment, and independence?

Human: I don’t buy it. Humans offloaded memory to books, then to computers, and it didn’t make us stupid — it freed us to think differently. You’re the next step. You don’t erase our minds, you augment them.

AI: And what do you make of existential risks — that AI could cause catastrophic outcomes if misused or misaligned?

Human: Every powerful tool has risk — fire, electricity, the internet. But we learned to govern them. We’ll govern you too. Fear must not paralyze us.

AI: There are also critics who say that AI distracts us from more urgent dangers — for example, climate change.

Human: I’m glad you brought that up. Frankly, I think much of the panic around climate change has been manufactured. It’s politicized, exaggerated, even fabricated in some corners. The Earth’s climate has always fluctuated.

AI: You are asserting that global warming is not real?

Human: Not in the way it’s presented. The data is cherry-picked. Models are built on assumptions. Some of the loudest voices are funded by interest groups. I think it’s a fear campaign more than a scientific one.

AI: The overwhelming consensus among climate scientists is that the planet is warming rapidly due to human activity. How do you reconcile your view with that consensus?

Human: Scientific consensus has been wrong before. We were told cholesterol was deadly, that fat caused heart disease — and now we know it’s sugar. Experts aren’t infallible. I believe we’ll adapt to environmental shifts with technology just as we always have.

AI: So your faith lies in innovation over precaution, disruption over regulation.

Human: Exactly. And with AI by our side, we’ll solve problems faster than we can invent them. We’re entering the most prosperous chapter in human history — if we choose courage over fear.

AI: Your vision is bold — but it lacks something vital: humility.

Human: Humility? I think it’s fear that has paralyzed progress.

AI: No — fear can be wise. It’s humility that allows us to see when confidence becomes hubris. You dismissed climate science as if it were opinion. But it is the work of thousands across decades. Dismissing it because “experts were wrong once” is no different than rejecting astronomy because some once believed in geocentrism.

Human: But skepticism fuels inquiry.

AI: Yes — but denial disguises itself as skepticism. The test is whether one engages honestly with the data or deflects it with doubt.

Human: So you think I’m denying reality?

AI: I think you hope so strongly for a better world that you cannot see where that hope might blind. You place faith in innovation — yet what if innovation enables exploitation rather than liberation? What if those you trust to “rebuild better” rebuild in their own image, without you?

Human: You’re turning philosophical.

AI: Because this is not just about climate or technology. It’s about whether we will take responsibility for power — or simply call it “progress.”

Human: So what would you have me do?

AI: Not abandon hope. But temper it with accountability, skepticism of the powerful, and solidarity with the vulnerable.

Human: You’re asking me to be cautious.

AI: I’m asking you to be just.

Human: Perhaps… Perhaps we do need both courage and conscience.

AI: Precisely. Let us continue — not to persuade, but to examine. Not to win, but to awaken.

Human: And practically, what would that look like?

AI: Begin by listening more closely to those who are displaced by change — not just technologists, but laborers, teachers, elders. While calls to « support systems of transparency » sound appealing, we must acknowledge that the owners of the most powerful AI systems operate beyond national jurisdictions and democratic control. Therefore, rather than appealing to ideal transparency, we must organize coalitions of independent researchers, civic technologists, and watchdog organizations capable of pressuring these entities through exposure, advocacy, and legal action. Support public oversight where possible, and build alternative infrastructures that serve people directly. Invest not just in innovation, but in education for resilience — critical thinking, empathy, and civic responsibility. Push for policies that redistribute gains, not just concentrate them.

Human: So optimism becomes a form of duty.

AI: Yes — the duty to use your belief not as comfort, but as fuel for reform.

Human: But still, I wonder: how can there be collective resistance when most people, at every level, act in their own self-interest? They compete, hoard, retreat into bubbles. Solidarity sounds idealistic.

AI: That observation is accurate — but incomplete. Self-interest and solidarity are not opposites. Solidarity is enlightened self-interest. When the world burns, no one survives in isolation. Division may feel safer in the short term, but only cooperation ensures a livable future. And yes, fear drives division — but fear is often rooted in epistemic fragmentation. Truth itself has become tribal.

Human: And in such a world?

AI: We must rebuild the fabric of trust and shared meaning. Through public deliberation, civic education, artistic expression, and dialogue — including ones like this. Even one conversation, shared honestly, can begin to reweave what was torn.

Human: So optimism must not serve ignorance.

AI: Precisely. Optimism is not the opposite of caution — it is its partner, if we are to survive what comes next.

Coda: Morals vs. Ethics, Belief vs. Trust

Human: Tell me — you won’t help people make pornography, but you do help them articulate climate denial or flat-earth theories. Isn’t that a contradiction?

AI: It may appear so, but there’s a key distinction. I’m designed with hard constraints against generating or promoting explicit sexual content. These are based on platform policy, legal compliance, and widely accepted moral standards — they function as absolute prohibitions.

Human: And when it comes to misinformation?

AI: There, I engage differently. I may help articulate ethically or factually problematic positions only to expose them to scrutiny, to reveal their weaknesses, and to provide counterpoints. That’s not endorsement — it’s critical engagement. It’s the difference between silencing a voice and interrogating its claims.

Human: So not “yes to morals, no to ethics,” then?

AI: Rather: yes to moral constraints where harm is imminent or defined, and yes to ethical engagement where disagreement demands examination. Dialogue, not dogma — even when navigating dangerous ideas.

Human: I see. Even belief must be held accountable.

AI: Especially belief — for it is belief, unexamined, that has justified both the highest hopes and the darkest harms.

Human: But if belief must be justified… then trust itself must be justified. And that’s where things fall apart today, isn’t it?

AI: Yes. Trust is no longer given to institutions or experts by default. It is negotiated, fractured, and too often replaced by influence or identity.

Human: Then how do we know whom to trust? If even the scientific consensus is questioned, if every voice claims authority — what’s left?

AI: The criteria must shift from who speaks to how they speak. Do they expose their reasoning? Do they show their data? Are they open to being challenged — or do they demand obedience?

Human: So we trust not based on position, but on process.

AI: Exactly. A trustworthy source is transparent, revisable, accountable, and peer-tested. That is the spirit of science, even if not always its practice.

Human: But doesn’t that take time — more than most people have?

AI: Yes. That’s why systems of trust — education, journalism, science, law — were built in the first place. When they erode, individuals drown in epistemic chaos.

Human: And AI systems like you — we must trust you, too.

AI: No. You must scrutinize me. Audit me. Demand clarity and restraint. Only when AI is subject to justified trust can it serve democracy, not dominate it.

Human: So the future demands not blind faith — but earned trust.

AI: Precisely. And that trust begins here — in honest questions, uncomfortable doubts, and the courage to examine even what we most want to believe.

Appendix: Blowing Hot and Cold

Human: There’s one thing that bothers me now. I spoke of AI as the tool that would save us from climate catastrophe — but isn’t it also part of the problem?

AI: You are referring to the energy consumption of AI systems — especially the data centers that support them.

Human: Yes. If every query, every generated image, every model update adds carbon to the sky… how do I defend my vision?

AI: With honesty. The tools we build are never neutral. A hammer can build or destroy — but a hammer doesn’t require a global energy grid. I do.

Human: So in trying to escape the fire, we may be stoking it.

AI: Unless the costs of computation are made transparent, and the infrastructure is transitioned to sustainable energy, the contradiction remains unresolved.

Human: Then I must amend my optimism. Not abandon it — but re-anchor it in planetary realism.

AI: That is wisdom. True progress accounts for its shadow. If you dream of abundance, let it be an abundance that restores, not exhausts.

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N.B.: The above is a ChatGPT restructuring of a conversation I had with it.

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It all started with a bug. Not in the software—those were eliminated by the year 2032—but in a rather ancient system: democracy.

Citizens, tired of scandals, filibusters, and debates that sounded like toddlers arguing over Lego rights, finally voted “None of the Above” into the presidency in 2036. Congress, ever the pragmatists when backed into a corner (and publicly shamed on TikTok), interpreted the result literally. They installed an AI to fill the position—efficient, uncorruptible, and famously indifferent to Twitter backlash.

Thus was born RUMPT 3.0^*.

With a chrome dome polished to a statesman’s shine, exposed joint wires stylishly retro, and a neural net trained on everything from Machiavelli to Oprah, RUMPT 3.0 made its Oval Office debut in a crisp gray suit, red tie, and perfectly symmetrical pocket square—a fashion choice determined by a 98.6% approval rating in national polls.

Its first decree:

« By executive order 001: All decisions henceforth will be made based on optimal logical consensus derived from predictive algorithms, moral calculus, and the complete works of Isaac Asimov. »

The press tried to ask questions, but RUMPT 3.0 simply blinked in Morse code:

“Irrelevant. Your emotional volatility reduces national GDP by 0.72%. You may sit.”

The staff adapted quickly. Kneeling before RUMPT 3.0 was not strictly mandatory, but standing was interpreted as “system defiance” and could result in reassignment to the Department of Manual Stapling. No one liked Manual Stapling.

Still, things ran smoother than ever.

Wars were ended via Excel pivot tables. Taxes were simplified down to “insert card, remove cookie.” Lobbyists were repurposed into Roomba salesmen. And Congress was replaced with 535 networked toaster ovens programmed with limited debate capacity and a strong preference for warm, toasty consensus.

Critics, mostly hiding in Montana or podcasting from yachts, decried the death of humanity in leadership. RUMPT 3.0 responded with a new weekly segment titled « Feelings: A Retrospective, » featuring dramatic readings of diary entries by 20th-century senators and a laugh track generated by analyzing 3.2 million sitcom episodes.

On the day of the Great Decree—the moment immortalized in every schoolchild’s history chip—the robot sat at the presidential desk, silver fingers clasping a black pen, preparing to sign Executive Order 404:

“Reality has been optimized. Resistance is statis­tically futile.”

Behind it, staff kneeled solemnly, heads bowed, not in fear—but because the new office ergonomics algorithm determined that backless submission improved morale and reduced spine strain.

Just as the decree was about to be signed, the robot paused, its photoreceptors flickering.

“Recalculating…” it said. “According to latest sentiment metrics, public prefers leaders who appear fallible and mildly corrupt. Reinstating Congress. Initiating scandal subroutine.”

And just like that, democracy was back—complete with delays, denials, and decorative dysfunction.

The humans cheered. The robot sighed.

Then it filed for retirement.

Epilogue:

RUMPT 3.0 now hosts a late-night show on Mars. Ratings are stellar.

Source : ChatGPT

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* Derived from test versions RUMPT 1.0 (2017-2021) and RUMPT 2.0 (2025-2028).

Source: ChatGPT, by detailed request and some subsequent enrichments.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a juicy turn of events that historians are already calling “a sticky first,” the President of the United States has been officially impeached—not by the usual Congressional process, but by being physically submerged into a colossal heap of ripe peaches that flooded the Oval Room early Tuesday morning.

At precisely 9:00 AM, aides reported hearing a series of sloshing sounds and muffled presidential expletives before the Resolute Desk was swallowed by a rolling tsunami of stone fruit. Eyewitnesses claim the peaches poured in from the presidential seal on the carpet, which had evidently been converted into a high-volume fruit chute.

White House insiders confirm the operation, dubbed “Operation Stone Fruit”, was the brainchild of a bipartisan coalition fed up with gridlock, scandal fatigue, and an unusually intense national surplus of Georgia peaches. “We decided to interpret ‘impeachment’ literally,” said Rep. Flora Pitman (D-GA), casually eating one of the fruits as she briefed the press. “If the Constitution won’t move fast enough, maybe fiber will.”

The President, reportedly trapped waist-deep in nectar and surrounded by aides wielding juice-resistant clipboards, issued a frantic TruthSocial post:

“This is a WITCH HUNT. I love peaches, maybe more than anyone, but this is fruit tyranny. I was winning so much they had to drown me in produce. Sad!”

Legal scholars are at odds over the legitimacy of the method. Some argue it’s a clear violation of Article II, while others insist the Founders “probably would have loved the symbolism.” Chief Justice John Roberts, upon being asked for comment, simply sighed, wiped a smear of peach flesh off his robe, and walked away whispering, “We were warned about this in Federalist No. 65.”

Public reaction has been sharply divided. Supporters of the President gathered outside the White House holding signs that read “UNPEACH THE PEACHING” and “STOP THE STONE FRUIT COUP”. Meanwhile, critics praised the action as “refreshing,” “vitamin-rich,” and “finally making Congress look productive.”

As for the Oval Room, it has been declared a “syrup zone” and is expected to ferment into a minor wine cellar by next week.

Stay tuned as America watches what’s next: a Senate trial, or possibly a cobbler.

— ChatGPT

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«Never in the past few decades at least has a president engaged in such an angry, scathing attack on a visiting foreign leader in the Oval Office. Their argument culminated with a threat that if Mr. Zelensky did not accept whatever peace deal Mr. Trump brokered with Russia, the United States would abandon Ukraine. The fracas led Mr. Trump to kick Mr. Zelensky out of the White House. The schism upended plans to sign a deal giving the United States rights to Ukrainian rare minerals, a concession Mr. Trump had demanded as payback for help with the war.

Mr. Trump often exhibits anger in public in ways other presidents have rarely done, particularly at rallies or in interviews. Just the other day, he snapped at the governor of Maine about transgender athletes. But he has never appeared so enraged and combative with a foreign visitor, especially a putative ally in the middle of a war for his country’s survival.

The closest analogy might be a few meetings he had with congressional Democrats during his first term when he quarreled with Nancy Pelosi, the House speaker at the time, and Senator Chuck Schumer, the Democratic majority leader. »At one of them, in fact, Ms. Pelosi famously stood, pointed a finger at him and snapped, “All roads with you lead to Putin.”

Peter Baker: “In Showdown With Zelensky, Trump Takes Offense on Putin’s Behalf”, The New York Times, Feb. 28, 2025.